Emergency Flirtation Device
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You’re pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store. Is it hot in here, or is it these sexy purple-to-red ocean lenses? Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM. Now with polarized lenses!

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